Description
Handmade in our happy home, your new Lewd Linens tea towel is 100% cotton, does great in your normal laundry, and is guaranteed to make you smile!
This tea towel smothers fascists
$16.00
Woody Guthrie said it best on his guitar, but we’ll second it on a tea towel. This towel is super cute, super absorbent, and can really block a windpipe in a pinch!
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