Description
Handmade in our happy home, your new Lewd Linens tea towel is 100% cotton, does great in your normal laundry, and is guaranteed to make you smile!
Don’t be a dick
$16.00
It’s just sound advice. Put it in your kitchen, and let it do the talking. Anyone acting up? Just lift one of your perfect eyebrows and point to this tea towel. There! We just fixed up your whole life!
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Come back with a warrant
Oh, welcome! How’s your mama, how’s your cousins? Have some cobbler, take your shoes off– oh you’re a cop?
No comment, COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!
Let your tea towels keep you safe, and let those petty crimes sort themselves out– you do you!
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