Description
Handmade in our happy home, your new Lewd Linens tea towel is 100% cotton, does great in your normal laundry, and is guaranteed to make you smile!
Come back with a warrant
$16.00
Oh, welcome! How’s your mama, how’s your cousins? Have some cobbler, take your shoes off– oh you’re a cop?
No comment, COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!
Let your tea towels keep you safe, and let those petty crimes sort themselves out– you do you!
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