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  • Dat Ass (printed tea towel)
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Dat Ass (printed tea towel)

    No one is perfect, but you know what is? Dat ass of yours. Remind everyone you know what’s what with a tea towel commemorating your undeniably great feature!

    $16.00

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  • Dont Make Me Cut You pillow
    Pillows , Printed Pillows

    Don’t Make Me Cut You

    This vaguely threatening throw pillow is both salty and sweet!

    It pulls you in to its snuggly softness and it’s hand stitched linen look, but reminds you when you get there to mind those p’s and q’s. Just what you’re looking for in a central piece of home decor!

    20×20 pillow with linen look fabric front and muslin backing, and …

    $24.00

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  • MILF pillow in yellow
    Custom - Personalized Message , Hand Stitched Embroidery Pillows

    Hand Stitched Custom Pillow Cover

    Get ready to have some fun!

    Your custom hand stitched throw pillow comes in the color and phrase of your choice, just tell us what to stitch, and you will have your oddly specific, one of a kind pillow, gracing your perfect home in practically no time (read: two weeks… hand stitching takes a bit :)!).

    With your order, please provide a …

    $26.00

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  • Hetero Gift-- MILF and DILF Pillowcase Set
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Pillows

    Hetero Gift– MILF and DILF Pillowcase Set

    Hey heteros! Feeling left out of the main-stream relationship scene? Well FINALLY, we have something just for you! (Please be our people and recognize this as over-the-top-tongue-in-cheek)… Our favorite way to present this particular gift is as a surprise pregnancy announcement, but it’s equally great for baby showers, adoption parties, anniversaries, or just to brighten up an ordinary day… if, …

    $32.00

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  • Kindness is badass (printed tea towel)
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Kindness is badass (printed tea towel)

    In a world full of assholes, be better than that. Kindness is your jam. Kindness is badass.

    $16.00

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  • Pampered pet fist bump
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Pampered pet fist bump

    Your fur baby is THE BEST ONE OUT THERE and you know it! Remind yourself and all your guests of the special bond you share with this human/furball fist-bump tea towel, and tell the haters to get their own (second-best) fur kid!

    $16.00

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  • Resistance is Fertile
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Resistance is Fertile

    Resistance is… FERTILE. It grows and grows just like anything we love and feed. Keep up the good work, comrade! You change the world with your every move!

    $16.00

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  • The patriarchy isn't going to smash itself
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    The patriarchy isn’t going to smash itself

    Peace out, patriarchy! The perfect tea towel to clean your hands and cheer your soul, after a long day of personally dismantling the patriarchy!

    $16.00

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  • Believe in yourself already, damn! Believe in yourself already, damn! $16.00
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