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  • Resistance is Fertile
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Resistance is Fertile

    Resistance is… FERTILE. It grows and grows just like anything we love and feed. Keep up the good work, comrade! You change the world with your every move!

    $16.00

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  • Sex is great
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Sex is great

    But… have you ever tried f*cking the state?

    $16.00

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  • Shit just got...
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Wedding Gifts

    Shit just got…

    REEEEEEAAAAAAAL………

    Like what?! Marriage, ya’ll!!!

    $16.00

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  • Shut the front door
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Shut the front door

    Maybe you want everyone to shut the darn door, or maybe this is how you almost say the thing you really want to say… either way, here’s the tea towel that does it all for you!

    $16.00

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  • Shut your whore mouth
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Shut your whore mouth

    I mean we love your whore mouth, it’s usually funny and pretty. But sometimes… shut it.

    $16.00

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  • Somebody please tell em...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Somebody please tell em…

    Who the F I is!

    Queen Niki for the win, again!!!

    $16.00

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  • Sounds gay... I'm in!
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Sounds gay… I’m in!

    Get on this rainbow with us and join the love-fest for all things gay!

     

    $16.00

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  • Spark joy or get out.
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Spark joy or get out.

    So says Miss Kondo and so say we.

    $16.00

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  • Spiritual Gangsta
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Spiritual Gangsta

    You’re fired up! You’re ready to go! You’re ready zen out or ready to scrap– you’re on top of your game! You’re a… spiritual gangsta.

    $16.00

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  • Still I rise
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Still I rise

    Miss Angelou said it better than we ever could, but we like seeing this one as a reminder…

    $16.00

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  • Sunglasses and Advil...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Sunglasses and Advil…

    Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real. Thanks again Kanye, you give and you give! If you don’t have some version of the immortal words of Kanye in stitched into something somewhere in your home yet, stop everything and add this to your life. Even if last night wasn’t mad real, you can at least tell everyone else it …

    $16.00

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  • The patriarchy isn't going to smash itself
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    The patriarchy isn’t going to smash itself

    Peace out, patriarchy! The perfect tea towel to clean your hands and cheer your soul, after a long day of personally dismantling the patriarchy!

    $16.00

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