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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Like a boss
That’s how you do everything you do. LIKE A BOSS!!!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts
Living in sin no more
Finally you can sleep in the same room in your parents house! And this time you’ll probably actually sleep!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts
Mad Love
It’s not just love, it’s mad love. Say it loud and proud, ya’ll!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts
Mutual weirdness forever
Finally, a wedding gift that predicts the actual future! Give it to your favorite weirdo!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Namaste, bitches
You’re not like those other girls in the yoga class. You’re extra hydrated, and super bendy–who cares if Carol in the front of the class never sweats and laughs at all your boyfriends dumb jokes? You could take her in a street yoga fight, and you know it. Namaste, bitches.
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not afraid to go back to jail
Just to be clear, Lewd Linens would prefer to NOT go back to jail. Still, we like how tough this makes us sound! And we think it will keep your house guests in line!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today Satan
Sing it with me brothers and sisters! When is your boss comin’ at you? Not today Satan! That nosy neighbor lookin’ at you sideways again? Not today Satan! Let your tea towel remind you what’s what!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today, Karen.
Karen on over somewhere else, bucko, today is not the day!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Pampered pet fist bump
Your fur baby is THE BEST ONE OUT THERE and you know it! Remind yourself and all your guests of the special bond you share with this human/furball fist-bump tea towel, and tell the haters to get their own (second-best) fur kid!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Puta
Hey sister, we see you! Keep rockin’ dat ass sis!
tea towel
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