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  • Skanks get shanked
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Skanks get shanked

    It’s funny ’cause it’s true…

    Seriously though, we love reclaiming traditionally anti-woman words here, but also, don’t cross your badass sisters!

    $16.00

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  • Somebody please tell em...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Somebody please tell em…

    Who the F I is!

    Queen Niki for the win, again!!!

    $16.00

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  • Sounds Gay, I'm In
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    Sounds Gay, I’m In

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Sounds gay... I'm in!
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Sounds gay… I’m in!

    Get on this rainbow with us and join the love-fest for all things gay!

     

    $16.00

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  • Still I rise
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Still I rise

    Miss Angelou said it better than we ever could, but we like seeing this one as a reminder…

    $16.00

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  • Sunglasses and Advil...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Sunglasses and Advil…

    Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real. Thanks again Kanye, you give and you give! If you don’t have some version of the immortal words of Kanye in stitched into something somewhere in your home yet, stop everything and add this to your life. Even if last night wasn’t mad real, you can at least tell everyone else it …

    $16.00

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  • Thinkin' bout that summer body...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Thinkin’ bout that summer body…

    but also thinkin’ bout them tacos!

    Story of my life, amaright, ya’ll?!

    $16.00

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  • This effing town...
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    This effing town…

    I mean how many times are we gonna have to say it…?!

    $16.00

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  • This tea towel smothers fascists
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    This tea towel smothers fascists

    Woody Guthrie said it best on his guitar, but we’ll second it on a tea towel. This towel is super cute, super absorbent, and can really block a windpipe in a pinch!

    $16.00

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  • Thug Life
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Thug Life

    We know you’re tough, but you probably still need a pretty tea towel to make you smile every morning.

    $16.00

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  • Today is my bitch
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Today is my bitch

    Morning messages of hope are some of our favs- we hope this one makes you smile too!

    $16.00

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  • Trust your dopeness
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Trust your dopeness

    You are the smartest, and the prettiest, and the funnest, and the sparkliest. You are the best! And you are all you need. Trust. Your. Dopeness!!!

    $16.00

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  • Namaste, bitches Namaste, bitches $16.00
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  • Ladies Sewing Circle Ladies Sewing Circle $16.00
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