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  • Mutual weirdness forever
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts

    Mutual weirdness forever

    Finally, a wedding gift that predicts the actual future! Give it to your favorite weirdo!

    $16.00

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  • No Scrubs
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    No Scrubs

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • No sleep till Brooklyn
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    No sleep till Brooklyn

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Not afraid to go back to jail
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Not afraid to go back to jail

    Just to be clear, Lewd Linens would prefer to NOT go back to jail. Still, we like how tough this makes us sound! And we think it will keep your house guests in line!

    $16.00

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  • Not today Karen
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    Not today Karen

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Puta
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Puta

    Hey sister, we see you! Keep rockin’ dat ass sis!

    $16.00

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  • Rebel with a cause
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Rebel with a cause

    You’re a rebel WITH a cause. You can do anything! And your tea towels know it!!!

    $16.00

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  • Resistance is Fertile
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Resistance is Fertile

    Resistance is… FERTILE. It grows and grows just like anything we love and feed. Keep up the good work, comrade! You change the world with your every move!

    $16.00

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  • Resistance is Fertile
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    Resistance is Fertile

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Sheros
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Sheros

    Honestly we’re just obsessed with this picture and we want to look at it all the time and true story: it’s taped to the inside of our kitchen cabinets. So we know you’ll love it too!

    We put the current women’s work over the traditional “women’s work,” because we actually love them both, and as ya’ll know, we also love a …

    $16.00

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  • Shit just got...
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Wedding Gifts

    Shit just got…

    REEEEEEAAAAAAAL………

    Like what?! Marriage, ya’ll!!!

    $16.00

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  • Shut the front door
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Shut the front door

    Maybe you want everyone to shut the darn door, or maybe this is how you almost say the thing you really want to say… either way, here’s the tea towel that does it all for you!

    $16.00

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