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  • Dat Ass (printed tea towel)
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Dat Ass (printed tea towel)

    No one is perfect, but you know what is? Dat ass of yours. Remind everyone you know what’s what with a tea towel commemorating your undeniably great feature!

    $16.00

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  • Dont Make Me Cut You pillow
    Pillows , Printed Pillows

    Don’t Make Me Cut You

    This vaguely threatening throw pillow is both salty and sweet!

    It pulls you in to its snuggly softness and it’s hand stitched linen look, but reminds you when you get there to mind those p’s and q’s. Just what you’re looking for in a central piece of home decor!

    20×20 pillow with linen look fabric front and muslin backing, and …

    $24.00

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  • I'm bringing sexy back
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    I’m bringing sexy back

    Seriously, it’s all me. I’m bringing it back. Any minute now! You can too!

    $16.00

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  • Kindness is badass (printed tea towel)
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Kindness is badass (printed tea towel)

    In a world full of assholes, be better than that. Kindness is your jam. Kindness is badass.

    $16.00

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  • Resistance is Fertile
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Resistance is Fertile

    Resistance is… FERTILE. It grows and grows just like anything we love and feed. Keep up the good work, comrade! You change the world with your every move!

    $16.00

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  • Spark joy or get out.
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Spark joy or get out.

    So says Miss Kondo and so say we.

    $16.00

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