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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts
Hi, Felicia!
Awe! Remember that first day when we set eyes on Felicia? Before everything went south?! What a great day that was… oh Felicia, how we have loved thee…
Anyway, it’s a pretty great wedding gift for people who can take a joke!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts
Mutual weirdness forever
Finally, a wedding gift that predicts the actual future! Give it to your favorite weirdo!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not afraid to go back to jail
Just to be clear, Lewd Linens would prefer to NOT go back to jail. Still, we like how tough this makes us sound! And we think it will keep your house guests in line!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Still I rise
Miss Angelou said it better than we ever could, but we like seeing this one as a reminder…
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Thinkin’ bout that summer body…
but also thinkin’ bout them tacos!
Story of my life, amaright, ya’ll?!
house warming gift
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