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  • Be humble
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Be humble

    But let motherf*ckers know.

    Or let your tea towel say it for you!

     

    $16.00

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  • Be nice or leave
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Be nice or leave

    Welcome, have some tea, stay a while! Or leave!

    $16.00

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  • Because shut up, that's why
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Because shut up, that’s why

    Look, we said it before and we’ll say it again!

    $16.00

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  • Home is...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts

    Home is…

    Wherever I’m with you!

    $16.00

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  • Homo sweet homo
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Homo sweet homo

    Get it? We know you do…

    $16.00

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  • Love yo self
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Love yo self

    This one is a special two pack set, the only one of its kind, because we extra double mean it when we say:

    LOVE. YO. SELF!

    $28.00

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  • Namaste, bitches
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Namaste, bitches

    You’re not like those other girls in the yoga class. You’re extra hydrated, and super bendy–who cares if Carol in the front of the class never sweats and laughs at all your boyfriends dumb jokes? You could take her in a street yoga fight, and you know it. Namaste, bitches.

    $16.00

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  • No sleep till...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    No sleep till…

    BROOOOOOOOOKLYYYYYYYYYYN!!!!!!!

    $16.00

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  • Puta
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Puta

    Hey sister, we see you! Keep rockin’ dat ass sis!

    $16.00

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  • Sheros
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Sheros

    Honestly we’re just obsessed with this picture and we want to look at it all the time and true story: it’s taped to the inside of our kitchen cabinets. So we know you’ll love it too!

    We put the current women’s work over the traditional “women’s work,” because we actually love them both, and as ya’ll know, we also love a …

    $16.00

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  • Shut your whore mouth
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Shut your whore mouth

    I mean we love your whore mouth, it’s usually funny and pretty. But sometimes… shut it.

    $16.00

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  • Thug Life
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Thug Life

    We know you’re tough, but you probably still need a pretty tea towel to make you smile every morning.

    $16.00

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