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  • Feminist AF
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    Feminist AF

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • MILF pillow in yellow
    Custom - Personalized Message , Hand Stitched Embroidery Pillows

    Hand Stitched Custom Pillow Cover

    Get ready to have some fun!

    Your custom hand stitched throw pillow comes in the color and phrase of your choice, just tell us what to stitch, and you will have your oddly specific, one of a kind pillow, gracing your perfect home in practically no time (read: two weeks… hand stitching takes a bit :)!).

    With your order, please provide a …

    $26.00

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  • Hetero Gift-- MILF and DILF Pillowcase Set
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Pillows

    Hetero Gift– MILF and DILF Pillowcase Set

    Hey heteros! Feeling left out of the main-stream relationship scene? Well FINALLY, we have something just for you! (Please be our people and recognize this as over-the-top-tongue-in-cheek)… Our favorite way to present this particular gift is as a surprise pregnancy announcement, but it’s equally great for baby showers, adoption parties, anniversaries, or just to brighten up an ordinary day… if, …

    $32.00

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  • I wish a b*tch would
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Stickers

    I wish a b*tch would

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Keep your head up
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    Keep your head up

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Kindness is Badass
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Stickers

    Kindness is Badass

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Last night was mad real
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    Last night was mad real

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Missouri Loves Company
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    Missouri Loves Company

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Not today Karen
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    Not today Karen

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Spiritual Gangsta
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Spiritual Gangsta

    You’re fired up! You’re ready to go! You’re ready zen out or ready to scrap– you’re on top of your game! You’re a… spiritual gangsta.

    $16.00

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  • Trust your dopeness
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    Trust your dopeness

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Try not to choke on all that sh*t you talk
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Stickers

    Try not to choke on all that sh*t you talk

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • I love it when you call me... I love it when you call me... $16.00
  • A hundred motherf*ckers A hundred motherf*ckers $16.00
  • Treat yo self Treat yo self $16.00
  • Ain't nobody got time for that Ain't nobody got time for that $16.00
  • Try not to choke on all that shit you talk Try not to choke on all that shit you talk $16.00
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