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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
The patriarchy isn’t going to smash itself
Peace out, patriarchy! The perfect tea towel to clean your hands and cheer your soul, after a long day of personally dismantling the patriarchy!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Thinkin’ bout that summer body…
but also thinkin’ bout them tacos!
Story of my life, amaright, ya’ll?!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
This effing town…
I mean how many times are we gonna have to say it…?!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
This tea towel smothers fascists
Woody Guthrie said it best on his guitar, but we’ll second it on a tea towel. This towel is super cute, super absorbent, and can really block a windpipe in a pinch!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Thug Life
We know you’re tough, but you probably still need a pretty tea towel to make you smile every morning.
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Today is my bitch
Morning messages of hope are some of our favs- we hope this one makes you smile too!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Treat yo self
You deserve good things so… TREAT YO SELF!!!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Trust your dopeness
You are the smartest, and the prettiest, and the funnest, and the sparkliest. You are the best! And you are all you need. Trust. Your. Dopeness!!!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Try not to choke on all that shit you talk
Tell ’em what they need to know with some pretty flowers and a smile. You’re smiling because you’ve already found the perfect response to the haters with your new tea towel… so you already win!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Zen AF
You might be chill. You might super-chill. But are you Zen AF? When you’re holding this towel you are…
funny gift
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