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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Ladies Sewing Circle
And Terrorist Society! Cause you’re a maverick, and you can do it all!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words)
Lewd Linens pillow cover in calico
This is our favorite for gifting of all kinds!
A pillow cover measuring 20×20 (standard couch pillow size), and ready to make your porch swing, bed, or living room complete!
These fun pieces are printed on a bright variety of ginghams and calicos, all cotton with muslin backings. Because they are each hand made and pieced by the artist, every Lewd Linens …
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Pillows , Printed Pillows
LGBTQ Gift — MILF & MILF or DILF & DILF Pillowcase Set
Get your MILF and MILF on with this set of pillows that describe you and your friends perfectly!
20×20 pillow with linen look fabric front and muslin backing, and silk screened image based on our classic Lewd Linen MILF and MILF design, this throw pillow cover will add some spice to your domestic scene, and can …
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Pillows
Namaste, Bitches
Namaste, bitches. ‘Nuff said. You do your yoga and you know what’s up…
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Namaste, bitches
You’re not like those other girls in the yoga class. You’re extra hydrated, and super bendy–who cares if Carol in the front of the class never sweats and laughs at all your boyfriends dumb jokes? You could take her in a street yoga fight, and you know it. Namaste, bitches.
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
No scrubs.
Like, none at all. Like, ever.
‘Cause “a scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.”
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not afraid to go back to jail
Just to be clear, Lewd Linens would prefer to NOT go back to jail. Still, we like how tough this makes us sound! And we think it will keep your house guests in line!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today Satan
Sing it with me brothers and sisters! When is your boss comin’ at you? Not today Satan! That nosy neighbor lookin’ at you sideways again? Not today Satan! Let your tea towel remind you what’s what!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today, Karen.
Karen on over somewhere else, bucko, today is not the day!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Pampered pet fist bump
Your fur baby is THE BEST ONE OUT THERE and you know it! Remind yourself and all your guests of the special bond you share with this human/furball fist-bump tea towel, and tell the haters to get their own (second-best) fur kid!
funny gift
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