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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Bitch betta have my money
We’ll just say that again.
Bitch betta have my money.
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Bye Felicia
Could there be a more poetic way to say it? We can’t think of one. It’s been real but, bye Felicia!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Champagne for my real friends…
Real pain for my sham friends…
It’s funny ‘case it’s true!
Hey, your tea towel gave fair warning…
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Coffee, gangsta rap, handle it
Coffee, gangsta rap, handle it… your to-do list on a tea towel!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Come back with a warrant
Oh, welcome! How’s your mama, how’s your cousins? Have some cobbler, take your shoes off– oh you’re a cop?
No comment, COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!
Let your tea towels keep you safe, and let those petty crimes sort themselves out– you do you!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Confidence level: Kanye West
Say what you will about the man, but his confidence level cannot be denied. Neither can yours… so keep your head up!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Dat Ass (printed tea towel)
No one is perfect, but you know what is? Dat ass of yours. Remind everyone you know what’s what with a tea towel commemorating your undeniably great feature!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Don’t be a dick
It’s just sound advice. Put it in your kitchen, and let it do the talking. Anyone acting up? Just lift one of your perfect eyebrows and point to this tea towel. There! We just fixed up your whole life!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Pillows
Don’t be a dick.
Like, just don’t. DON’T be a dick. Instead of being a dick, do NOT do that. We’ve tried to give this advise enough, so now we’ve just turned it into our best selling throw pillow. Enjoy! And just be nice!!!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Don’t believe me?
Just watch.
I like hearing all of your dreams and plans– but I like watching them even more! You go guys and girls!
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Pillows , Printed Pillows
Don’t Make Me Cut You
This vaguely threatening throw pillow is both salty and sweet!
It pulls you in to its snuggly softness and it’s hand stitched linen look, but reminds you when you get there to mind those p’s and q’s. Just what you’re looking for in a central piece of home decor!
20×20 pillow with linen look fabric front and muslin backing, and …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Don’t make me cut you
An old lady at a craft fair once scolded me that this saying is not really nice. It’s not really supposed to be…
funny gift
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