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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Like a boss
That’s how you do everything you do. LIKE A BOSS!!!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts
Living in sin no more
Finally you can sleep in the same room in your parents house! And this time you’ll probably actually sleep!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts
Mutual weirdness forever
Finally, a wedding gift that predicts the actual future! Give it to your favorite weirdo!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Pillows
Namaste, Bitches
Namaste, bitches. ‘Nuff said. You do your yoga and you know what’s up…
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Namaste, bitches
You’re not like those other girls in the yoga class. You’re extra hydrated, and super bendy–who cares if Carol in the front of the class never sweats and laughs at all your boyfriends dumb jokes? You could take her in a street yoga fight, and you know it. Namaste, bitches.
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers
No Scrubs
You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
No scrubs.
Like, none at all. Like, ever.
‘Cause “a scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.”
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not afraid to go back to jail
Just to be clear, Lewd Linens would prefer to NOT go back to jail. Still, we like how tough this makes us sound! And we think it will keep your house guests in line!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers
Not today Karen
You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today Satan
Sing it with me brothers and sisters! When is your boss comin’ at you? Not today Satan! That nosy neighbor lookin’ at you sideways again? Not today Satan! Let your tea towel remind you what’s what!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today, Karen.
Karen on over somewhere else, bucko, today is not the day!
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