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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Come back with a warrant
Oh, welcome! How’s your mama, how’s your cousins? Have some cobbler, take your shoes off– oh you’re a cop?
No comment, COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!
Let your tea towels keep you safe, and let those petty crimes sort themselves out– you do you!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Confidence level: Kanye West
Say what you will about the man, but his confidence level cannot be denied. Neither can yours… so keep your head up!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Dat Ass (printed tea towel)
No one is perfect, but you know what is? Dat ass of yours. Remind everyone you know what’s what with a tea towel commemorating your undeniably great feature!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Don’t be a dick
It’s just sound advice. Put it in your kitchen, and let it do the talking. Anyone acting up? Just lift one of your perfect eyebrows and point to this tea towel. There! We just fixed up your whole life!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Stickers
Don’t be a dick
You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Don’t believe me?
Just watch.
I like hearing all of your dreams and plans– but I like watching them even more! You go guys and girls!
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Pillows , Printed Pillows
Don’t Make Me Cut You
This vaguely threatening throw pillow is both salty and sweet!
It pulls you in to its snuggly softness and it’s hand stitched linen look, but reminds you when you get there to mind those p’s and q’s. Just what you’re looking for in a central piece of home decor!
20×20 pillow with linen look fabric front and muslin backing, and …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Don’t make me cut you
An old lady at a craft fair once scolded me that this saying is not really nice. It’s not really supposed to be…
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Eff you I won’t do what you tell me
Anarchists need tea towels too, and if you’re one to rage against any machines, this is the tea towel for you!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Fight Club… Don’t talk about it…
Don’t talk about fight club.
Seriously.
Shut your mouth.
Eat the rich.
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers
Fist and paw bump
You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …
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Custom - Personalized Message , Hand Stitched Embroidery Pillows
Hand Stitched Custom Pillow Cover
Get ready to have some fun!
Your custom hand stitched throw pillow comes in the color and phrase of your choice, just tell us what to stitch, and you will have your oddly specific, one of a kind pillow, gracing your perfect home in practically no time (read: two weeks… hand stitching takes a bit :)!).
With your order, please provide a …
Feminist
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