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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
100% that bitch
This four sack tea towel is 100% cotton for 100% that bitch (that’s you!)… Lizzo gives us EVERYTHING, and now we have the tea towel to pay her homage. Thanks Lizzo, for making the world a better place! Everyone else, get your inner Goddess on…
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Come back with a warrant
Oh, welcome! How’s your mama, how’s your cousins? Have some cobbler, take your shoes off– oh you’re a cop?
No comment, COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!
Let your tea towels keep you safe, and let those petty crimes sort themselves out– you do you!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Dat Ass (printed tea towel)
No one is perfect, but you know what is? Dat ass of yours. Remind everyone you know what’s what with a tea towel commemorating your undeniably great feature!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Don’t be a dick
It’s just sound advice. Put it in your kitchen, and let it do the talking. Anyone acting up? Just lift one of your perfect eyebrows and point to this tea towel. There! We just fixed up your whole life!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Fight Club… Don’t talk about it…
Don’t talk about fight club.
Seriously.
Shut your mouth.
Eat the rich.
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Kindness is badass (printed tea towel)
In a world full of assholes, be better than that. Kindness is your jam. Kindness is badass.
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Sounds gay… I’m in!
Get on this rainbow with us and join the love-fest for all things gay!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Sunglasses and Advil…
Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real. Thanks again Kanye, you give and you give! If you don’t have some version of the immortal words of Kanye in stitched into something somewhere in your home yet, stop everything and add this to your life. Even if last night wasn’t mad real, you can at least tell everyone else it …
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