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  • Dat Ass (printed tea towel)
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Dat Ass (printed tea towel)

    No one is perfect, but you know what is? Dat ass of yours. Remind everyone you know what’s what with a tea towel commemorating your undeniably great feature!

    $16.00

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  • Pampered pet fist bump
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Pampered pet fist bump

    Your fur baby is THE BEST ONE OUT THERE and you know it! Remind yourself and all your guests of the special bond you share with this human/furball fist-bump tea towel, and tell the haters to get their own (second-best) fur kid!

    $16.00

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  • Resistance is Fertile
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Resistance is Fertile

    Resistance is… FERTILE. It grows and grows just like anything we love and feed. Keep up the good work, comrade! You change the world with your every move!

    $16.00

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  • The patriarchy isn't going to smash itself
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    The patriarchy isn’t going to smash itself

    Peace out, patriarchy! The perfect tea towel to clean your hands and cheer your soul, after a long day of personally dismantling the patriarchy!

    $16.00

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  • Trust your dopeness
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Trust your dopeness

    You are the smartest, and the prettiest, and the funnest, and the sparkliest. You are the best! And you are all you need. Trust. Your. Dopeness!!!

    $16.00

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  • Try not to choke on all that shit you talk
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Try not to choke on all that shit you talk

    Tell ’em what they need to know with some pretty flowers and a smile. You’re smiling because you’ve already found the perfect response to the haters with your new tea towel… so you already win!

    $16.00

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