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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
100% that bitch
This four sack tea towel is 100% cotton for 100% that bitch (that’s you!)… Lizzo gives us EVERYTHING, and now we have the tea towel to pay her homage. Thanks Lizzo, for making the world a better place! Everyone else, get your inner Goddess on…
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Believe in yourself already, damn!
That’s all, nothing funny to see here. You are legit amazing and we insist you live your life knowing it…
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Come back with a warrant
Oh, welcome! How’s your mama, how’s your cousins? Have some cobbler, take your shoes off– oh you’re a cop?
No comment, COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!
Let your tea towels keep you safe, and let those petty crimes sort themselves out– you do you!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Fight Club… Don’t talk about it…
Don’t talk about fight club.
Seriously.
Shut your mouth.
Eat the rich.
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Here for the Alibi
You all see me here at the sewing circle, right? At about 8:32pm? Just checking… pass the popcorn and let’s take a selfie! No reason…
Handmade in our happy home, your new Lewd Linens tea towel is 100% cotton, does great in your normal laundry, and is guaranteed to make you smile!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today, Karen.
Karen on over somewhere else, bucko, today is not the day!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Pampered pet fist bump
Your fur baby is THE BEST ONE OUT THERE and you know it! Remind yourself and all your guests of the special bond you share with this human/furball fist-bump tea towel, and tell the haters to get their own (second-best) fur kid!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Resistance is Fertile
Resistance is… FERTILE. It grows and grows just like anything we love and feed. Keep up the good work, comrade! You change the world with your every move!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Sounds gay… I’m in!
Get on this rainbow with us and join the love-fest for all things gay!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Sunglasses and Advil…
Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real. Thanks again Kanye, you give and you give! If you don’t have some version of the immortal words of Kanye in stitched into something somewhere in your home yet, stop everything and add this to your life. Even if last night wasn’t mad real, you can at least tell everyone else it …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
The patriarchy isn’t going to smash itself
Peace out, patriarchy! The perfect tea towel to clean your hands and cheer your soul, after a long day of personally dismantling the patriarchy!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Trust your dopeness
You are the smartest, and the prettiest, and the funnest, and the sparkliest. You are the best! And you are all you need. Trust. Your. Dopeness!!!
birthday
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