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  • All of me...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts

    All of me…

    Loves all of you.

    $16.00

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  • Gotcha bitch
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Wedding Gifts

    Gotcha bitch

    An homage to the great Dave Chappelle, this one reminds everyone that you’ve got this thing on lock down!

    $16.00

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  • MILF pillow in yellow
    Custom - Personalized Message , Hand Stitched Embroidery Pillows

    Hand Stitched Custom Pillow Cover

    Get ready to have some fun!

    Your custom hand stitched throw pillow comes in the color and phrase of your choice, just tell us what to stitch, and you will have your oddly specific, one of a kind pillow, gracing your perfect home in practically no time (read: two weeks… hand stitching takes a bit :)!).

    With your order, please provide a …

    $26.00

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  • Hetero Gift-- MILF and DILF Pillowcase Set
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Pillows

    Hetero Gift– MILF and DILF Pillowcase Set

    Hey heteros! Feeling left out of the main-stream relationship scene? Well FINALLY, we have something just for you! (Please be our people and recognize this as over-the-top-tongue-in-cheek)… Our favorite way to present this particular gift is as a surprise pregnancy announcement, but it’s equally great for baby showers, adoption parties, anniversaries, or just to brighten up an ordinary day… if, …

    $32.00

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  • Hi, Felicia!
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts

    Hi, Felicia!

    Awe! Remember that first day when we set eyes on Felicia? Before everything went south?! What a great day that was… oh Felicia, how we have loved thee…

    Anyway, it’s a pretty great wedding gift for people who can take a joke!

    $16.00

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  • Home is...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts

    Home is…

    Wherever I’m with you!

    $16.00

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  • Homo Sweet Homo
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Pillows

    Homo Sweet Homo

    Homo, sweet homo… we love you so! Here’s a pillow to tell everyone how great love is!!!

    $24.00

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  • I love...
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Wedding Gifts

    I love…

    the shit out of you!!!

    If you’re wondering which of our wedding line is the best seller, it’s this one every time!

    $16.00

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  • Lewd Linens pillow cover in calico
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words)

    Lewd Linens pillow cover in calico

    This is our favorite for gifting of all kinds!

    A pillow cover measuring 20×20 (standard couch pillow size), and ready to make your porch swing, bed, or living room complete!

    These fun pieces are printed on a bright variety of ginghams and calicos, all cotton with muslin backings. Because they are each hand made and pieced by the artist, every Lewd Linens …

    $24.00

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  • Living in sin no more
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts

    Living in sin no more

    Finally you can sleep in the same room in your parents house! And this time you’ll probably actually sleep!

    $16.00

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  • Mad Love
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts

    Mad Love

    It’s not just love, it’s mad love. Say it loud and proud, ya’ll!

    $16.00

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  • Mutual weirdness forever
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts

    Mutual weirdness forever

    Finally, a wedding gift that predicts the actual future! Give it to your favorite weirdo!

    $16.00

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  • Don't be a dick Don't be a dick $4.00
  • Eff you I won't do what you tell me Eff you I won't do what you tell me $16.00
  • Hi, Felicia! Hi, Felicia! $16.00
  • Missouri Loves Company Missouri Loves Company $4.00
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