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  • Pampered pet fist bump
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Pampered pet fist bump

    Your fur baby is THE BEST ONE OUT THERE and you know it! Remind yourself and all your guests of the special bond you share with this human/furball fist-bump tea towel, and tell the haters to get their own (second-best) fur kid!

    $16.00

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  • Puta
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Puta

    Hey sister, we see you! Keep rockin’ dat ass sis!

    $16.00

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  • Rebel with a cause
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Rebel with a cause

    You’re a rebel WITH a cause. You can do anything! And your tea towels know it!!!

    $16.00

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  • Resistance is Fertile
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Resistance is Fertile

    Resistance is… FERTILE. It grows and grows just like anything we love and feed. Keep up the good work, comrade! You change the world with your every move!

    $16.00

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  • S is for Skank
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    S is for Skank

    Or sister! Or super pretty! We can be so many things!

    $16.00

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  • Sex is great
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Sex is great

    But… have you ever tried f*cking the state?

    $16.00

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  • Sheros
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Sheros

    Honestly we’re just obsessed with this picture and we want to look at it all the time and true story: it’s taped to the inside of our kitchen cabinets. So we know you’ll love it too!

    We put the current women’s work over the traditional “women’s work,” because we actually love them both, and as ya’ll know, we also love a …

    $16.00

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  • Shut the front door
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Shut the front door

    Maybe you want everyone to shut the darn door, or maybe this is how you almost say the thing you really want to say… either way, here’s the tea towel that does it all for you!

    $16.00

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  • Shut your whore mouth
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Shut your whore mouth

    I mean we love your whore mouth, it’s usually funny and pretty. But sometimes… shut it.

    $16.00

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  • Skanks get shanked
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Skanks get shanked

    It’s funny ’cause it’s true…

    Seriously though, we love reclaiming traditionally anti-woman words here, but also, don’t cross your badass sisters!

    $16.00

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  • Somebody please tell em...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Somebody please tell em…

    Who the F I is!

    Queen Niki for the win, again!!!

    $16.00

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  • Sounds gay... I'm in!
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Sounds gay… I’m in!

    Get on this rainbow with us and join the love-fest for all things gay!

     

    $16.00

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