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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Kindness is badass (printed tea towel)
In a world full of assholes, be better than that. Kindness is your jam. Kindness is badass.
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Ladies Sewing Circle
And Terrorist Society! Cause you’re a maverick, and you can do it all!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Like a boss
That’s how you do everything you do. LIKE A BOSS!!!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Love yo self
This one is a special two pack set, the only one of its kind, because we extra double mean it when we say:
LOVE. YO. SELF!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Namaste, bitches
You’re not like those other girls in the yoga class. You’re extra hydrated, and super bendy–who cares if Carol in the front of the class never sweats and laughs at all your boyfriends dumb jokes? You could take her in a street yoga fight, and you know it. Namaste, bitches.
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
No scrubs.
Like, none at all. Like, ever.
‘Cause “a scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.”
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not afraid to go back to jail
Just to be clear, Lewd Linens would prefer to NOT go back to jail. Still, we like how tough this makes us sound! And we think it will keep your house guests in line!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today Satan
Sing it with me brothers and sisters! When is your boss comin’ at you? Not today Satan! That nosy neighbor lookin’ at you sideways again? Not today Satan! Let your tea towel remind you what’s what!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today, Karen.
Karen on over somewhere else, bucko, today is not the day!
Printed Towels
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