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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Because shut up, that’s why
Look, we said it before and we’ll say it again!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Believe in yourself already, damn!
That’s all, nothing funny to see here. You are legit amazing and we insist you live your life knowing it…
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words)
Best Ever Lewd Linens Multi Pack
This is a multipack listing of our most popular product, the heat pressed Lewd Linen Tea Towel! Choose any three of our fab designs, let us know your greatest desire (which 3 tea towels you’d like) in the comment section of your order, and we’ll reward your bulk shopping savvy and send you your shiny new tea towels, post-haste! Are …
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Bitch betta have my money
We’ll just say that again.
Bitch betta have my money.
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Bitches get stuff done
You know what? We do. And now if someone forgets, your tea towel can remind them!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Bye Felicia
Could there be a more poetic way to say it? We can’t think of one. It’s been real but, bye Felicia!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Champagne for my real friends…
Real pain for my sham friends…
It’s funny ‘case it’s true!
Hey, your tea towel gave fair warning…
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Coffee, gangsta rap, handle it
Coffee, gangsta rap, handle it… your to-do list on a tea towel!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Come back with a warrant
Oh, welcome! How’s your mama, how’s your cousins? Have some cobbler, take your shoes off– oh you’re a cop?
No comment, COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!
Let your tea towels keep you safe, and let those petty crimes sort themselves out– you do you!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Confidence level: Kanye West
Say what you will about the man, but his confidence level cannot be denied. Neither can yours… so keep your head up!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Dat Ass (printed tea towel)
No one is perfect, but you know what is? Dat ass of yours. Remind everyone you know what’s what with a tea towel commemorating your undeniably great feature!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Don’t be a dick
It’s just sound advice. Put it in your kitchen, and let it do the talking. Anyone acting up? Just lift one of your perfect eyebrows and point to this tea towel. There! We just fixed up your whole life!
Printed Towels
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