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  • Treat yo self
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Treat yo self

    You deserve good things so… TREAT YO SELF!!!

    $16.00

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  • Trust your dopeness
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Trust your dopeness

    You are the smartest, and the prettiest, and the funnest, and the sparkliest. You are the best! And you are all you need. Trust. Your. Dopeness!!!

    $16.00

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  • Try not to choke on all that shit you talk
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Try not to choke on all that shit you talk

    Tell ’em what they need to know with some pretty flowers and a smile. You’re smiling because you’ve already found the perfect response to the haters with your new tea towel… so you already win!

    $16.00

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  • Tupac knows best.
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Tupac knows best.

    All usual Lewd Linens joking aside, Tupac is the best of our generation, and we should honestly always take his advice. So keep your head up!

    $16.00

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  • Unf*ckwithable
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Unf*ckwithable

    That’s right, nobody can f*ck with you. You decide how you feel, you plot your own path, and you are unf*ckwithable!

    $16.00

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  • Wake and slay
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Wake and slay

    This one is one of our original batch of Lewd Linens designs, and it still holds a warm spot in our hearts!

    Having a tough time right now? Wake and slay.

    Daunted by the task ahead? Wake and slay.

    Sick of hearing about how great Becky from high school is doing at everything? Today is your day, lovelies! WAKE AND SLAY!!!

    $16.00

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  • You ain't gotta like me
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    You ain’t gotta like me

    I LIKE ME!

    $16.00

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  • You can do it...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    You can do it…

    Put your back into it!

    $16.00

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  • You were born organic and free
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    You were born organic and free

    And we think you can stay that way!

    $16.00

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  • Zen AF
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Zen AF

    You might be chill. You might super-chill. But are you Zen AF? When you’re holding this towel you are…

    $16.00

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