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  • Somebody please tell em...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Somebody please tell em…

    Who the F I is!

    Queen Niki for the win, again!!!

    $16.00

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  • Sounds gay... I'm in!
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Sounds gay… I’m in!

    Get on this rainbow with us and join the love-fest for all things gay!

     

    $16.00

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  • Spark joy or get out.
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Spark joy or get out.

    So says Miss Kondo and so say we.

    $16.00

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  • Spiritual Gangsta
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Spiritual Gangsta

    You’re fired up! You’re ready to go! You’re ready zen out or ready to scrap– you’re on top of your game! You’re a… spiritual gangsta.

    $16.00

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  • Still I rise
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Still I rise

    Miss Angelou said it better than we ever could, but we like seeing this one as a reminder…

    $16.00

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  • Sunglasses and Advil...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Sunglasses and Advil…

    Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real. Thanks again Kanye, you give and you give! If you don’t have some version of the immortal words of Kanye in stitched into something somewhere in your home yet, stop everything and add this to your life. Even if last night wasn’t mad real, you can at least tell everyone else it …

    $16.00

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  • The patriarchy isn't going to smash itself
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    The patriarchy isn’t going to smash itself

    Peace out, patriarchy! The perfect tea towel to clean your hands and cheer your soul, after a long day of personally dismantling the patriarchy!

    $16.00

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  • Thinkin' bout that summer body...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Thinkin’ bout that summer body…

    but also thinkin’ bout them tacos!

    Story of my life, amaright, ya’ll?!

    $16.00

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  • This effing town...
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    This effing town…

    I mean how many times are we gonna have to say it…?!

    $16.00

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  • This tea towel smothers fascists
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    This tea towel smothers fascists

    Woody Guthrie said it best on his guitar, but we’ll second it on a tea towel. This towel is super cute, super absorbent, and can really block a windpipe in a pinch!

    $16.00

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  • Thug Life
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Thug Life

    We know you’re tough, but you probably still need a pretty tea towel to make you smile every morning.

    $16.00

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  • Today is my bitch
    Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels

    Today is my bitch

    Morning messages of hope are some of our favs- we hope this one makes you smile too!

    $16.00

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