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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today Satan
Sing it with me brothers and sisters! When is your boss comin’ at you? Not today Satan! That nosy neighbor lookin’ at you sideways again? Not today Satan! Let your tea towel remind you what’s what!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today, Karen.
Karen on over somewhere else, bucko, today is not the day!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Pampered pet fist bump
Your fur baby is THE BEST ONE OUT THERE and you know it! Remind yourself and all your guests of the special bond you share with this human/furball fist-bump tea towel, and tell the haters to get their own (second-best) fur kid!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Puta
Hey sister, we see you! Keep rockin’ dat ass sis!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Rebel with a cause
You’re a rebel WITH a cause. You can do anything! And your tea towels know it!!!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Resistance is Fertile
Resistance is… FERTILE. It grows and grows just like anything we love and feed. Keep up the good work, comrade! You change the world with your every move!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
S is for Skank
Or sister! Or super pretty! We can be so many things!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Sex is great
But… have you ever tried f*cking the state?
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Sheros
Honestly we’re just obsessed with this picture and we want to look at it all the time and true story: it’s taped to the inside of our kitchen cabinets. So we know you’ll love it too!
We put the current women’s work over the traditional “women’s work,” because we actually love them both, and as ya’ll know, we also love a …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Shut the front door
Maybe you want everyone to shut the darn door, or maybe this is how you almost say the thing you really want to say… either way, here’s the tea towel that does it all for you!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Shut your whore mouth
I mean we love your whore mouth, it’s usually funny and pretty. But sometimes… shut it.
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Skanks get shanked
It’s funny ’cause it’s true…
Seriously though, we love reclaiming traditionally anti-woman words here, but also, don’t cross your badass sisters!
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