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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words)
Dirty Dishtowel — Sausage Wallet for Good Girls
Ready to make a statement in the kitchen without saying a word?
Tired of bunnies and kittens staring at you while you clean?
Express yourself and let them know who you are.
Call it a conversation piece, call it your favorite new personal touch, just don’t call it late for dinner!
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Don’t be a dick
It’s just sound advice. Put it in your kitchen, and let it do the talking. Anyone acting up? Just lift one of your perfect eyebrows and point to this tea towel. There! We just fixed up your whole life!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Don’t believe me?
Just watch.
I like hearing all of your dreams and plans– but I like watching them even more! You go guys and girls!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Don’t make me cut you
An old lady at a craft fair once scolded me that this saying is not really nice. It’s not really supposed to be…
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Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words) , Printed Towels
Eff you I won’t do what you tell me
Anarchists need tea towels too, and if you’re one to rage against any machines, this is the tea towel for you!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Feminist AF
Like seriously, FEMINIST AF. Even our tea towels know it! Let your home tell the world who you are!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Fight Club… Don’t talk about it…
Don’t talk about fight club.
Seriously.
Shut your mouth.
Eat the rich.
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Haters gonna hate
Let ’em! You go live your life, you magnificent unicorn, you, and let the haters do their thing!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Here for the Alibi
You all see me here at the sewing circle, right? At about 8:32pm? Just checking… pass the popcorn and let’s take a selfie! No reason…
Handmade in our happy home, your new Lewd Linens tea towel is 100% cotton, does great in your normal laundry, and is guaranteed to make you smile!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
I love it when you call me…
BIG PAPA!
Biggie loves it, and so do we!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
I punch nazis
I know we all punch nazis and it should totally be a given. But surprisingly, some people DON’T know that this is a thing, and now your new favorite tea towel will change that!
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