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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers
No sleep till Brooklyn
You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not afraid to go back to jail
Just to be clear, Lewd Linens would prefer to NOT go back to jail. Still, we like how tough this makes us sound! And we think it will keep your house guests in line!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers
Not today Karen
You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today Satan
Sing it with me brothers and sisters! When is your boss comin’ at you? Not today Satan! That nosy neighbor lookin’ at you sideways again? Not today Satan! Let your tea towel remind you what’s what!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Not today, Karen.
Karen on over somewhere else, bucko, today is not the day!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Pampered pet fist bump
Your fur baby is THE BEST ONE OUT THERE and you know it! Remind yourself and all your guests of the special bond you share with this human/furball fist-bump tea towel, and tell the haters to get their own (second-best) fur kid!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Rebel with a cause
You’re a rebel WITH a cause. You can do anything! And your tea towels know it!!!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Resistance is Fertile
Resistance is… FERTILE. It grows and grows just like anything we love and feed. Keep up the good work, comrade! You change the world with your every move!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers
Resistance is Fertile
You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Sheros
Honestly we’re just obsessed with this picture and we want to look at it all the time and true story: it’s taped to the inside of our kitchen cabinets. So we know you’ll love it too!
We put the current women’s work over the traditional “women’s work,” because we actually love them both, and as ya’ll know, we also love a …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Shut the front door
Maybe you want everyone to shut the darn door, or maybe this is how you almost say the thing you really want to say… either way, here’s the tea towel that does it all for you!
Easy Language (No Curse Words!)
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