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Easy Language (No Curse Words!)

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  • Here for the Alibi
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Here for the Alibi

    You all see me here at the sewing circle, right? At about 8:32pm? Just checking… pass the popcorn and let’s take a selfie! No reason…

    Handmade in our happy home, your new Lewd Linens tea towel is 100% cotton, does great in your normal laundry, and is guaranteed to make you smile!

    $16.00

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  • Hi, Felicia!
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts

    Hi, Felicia!

    Awe! Remember that first day when we set eyes on Felicia? Before everything went south?! What a great day that was… oh Felicia, how we have loved thee…

    Anyway, it’s a pretty great wedding gift for people who can take a joke!

    $16.00

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  • Home is...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Wedding Gifts

    Home is…

    Wherever I’m with you!

    $16.00

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  • Homo Sweet Homo
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Pillows

    Homo Sweet Homo

    Homo, sweet homo… we love you so! Here’s a pillow to tell everyone how great love is!!!

    $24.00

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  • Homo sweet homo
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Homo sweet homo

    Get it? We know you do…

    $16.00

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  • I love it when you call me...
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    I love it when you call me…

    BIG PAPA!

    Biggie loves it, and so do we!

    $16.00

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  • I punch nazis
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    I punch nazis

    I know we all punch nazis and it should totally be a given. But surprisingly, some people DON’T know that this is a thing, and now your new favorite tea towel will change that!

    $16.00

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  • I punch nazis (and so can you)
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    I punch nazis (and so can you)

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • I'm bringing sexy back
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    I’m bringing sexy back

    Seriously, it’s all me. I’m bringing it back. Any minute now! You can too!

    $16.00

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  • Just here for the Alibi
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    Just here for the Alibi

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Keep your head up
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers

    Keep your head up

    You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …

    $4.00

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  • Ladies Sewing Circle
    Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels

    Ladies Sewing Circle

    And Terrorist Society! Cause you’re a maverick, and you can do it all!

    $16.00

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  • Try not to choke on all that shit you talk Try not to choke on all that shit you talk $16.00
  • Spark joy or get out. Spark joy or get out. $16.00
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