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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Champagne for my real friends…
Real pain for my sham friends…
It’s funny ‘case it’s true!
Hey, your tea towel gave fair warning…
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Coffee, gangsta rap, handle it
Coffee, gangsta rap, handle it… your to-do list on a tea towel!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Come back with a warrant
Oh, welcome! How’s your mama, how’s your cousins? Have some cobbler, take your shoes off– oh you’re a cop?
No comment, COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!
Let your tea towels keep you safe, and let those petty crimes sort themselves out– you do you!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Confidence level: Kanye West
Say what you will about the man, but his confidence level cannot be denied. Neither can yours… so keep your head up!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words)
Dirty Dishtowel — Sausage Wallet for Good Girls
Ready to make a statement in the kitchen without saying a word?
Tired of bunnies and kittens staring at you while you clean?
Express yourself and let them know who you are.
Call it a conversation piece, call it your favorite new personal touch, just don’t call it late for dinner!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Don’t believe me?
Just watch.
I like hearing all of your dreams and plans– but I like watching them even more! You go guys and girls!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Don’t make me cut you
An old lady at a craft fair once scolded me that this saying is not really nice. It’s not really supposed to be…
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers
Feminist AF
You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Feminist AF
Like seriously, FEMINIST AF. Even our tea towels know it! Let your home tell the world who you are!
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Fight Club… Don’t talk about it…
Don’t talk about fight club.
Seriously.
Shut your mouth.
Eat the rich.
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Stickers
Fist and paw bump
You asked for it, and what can we say? We listen. Stickers to the people… YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker.. and YOU get a Lewd Linens sticker… and YOOOOUUUU get a Lewd Linens sticker!!! Stickers measure 3 inches at the long end, and love sticking to anything you love. All your favorite LL designs, with none of the implications …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Printed Towels
Haters gonna hate
Let ’em! You go live your life, you magnificent unicorn, you, and let the haters do their thing!
Easy Language (No Curse Words!)
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