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Tea Towels , Hand Stitched Custom Orders
Custom Hand Stitched Tea Towel
Love our Lewd Linens designs but not finding exactly what you want?
Let us hand stitch it for you!
This is a listing for the custom tea towel you’ve always wanted. You’re about to become tea towel famous for all eternity. You tell us what you want a towel to say, and we hand stitch it to say exactly that.
Custom orders …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words)
Best Ever Lewd Linens Multi Pack
This is a multipack listing of our most popular product, the heat pressed Lewd Linen Tea Towel! Choose any three of our fab designs, let us know your greatest desire (which 3 tea towels you’d like) in the comment section of your order, and we’ll reward your bulk shopping savvy and send you your shiny new tea towels, post-haste! Are …
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Wedding Gifts , Pillows
Hand Stitched Custom Pillow Cover
Get ready to have some fun!
Your custom hand stitched throw pillow comes in the color and phrase of your choice, just tell us what to stitch, and you will have your oddly specific, one of a kind pillow, gracing your perfect home in practically no time (read: two weeks… hand stitching takes a bit :)!).
With your order, please provide a …
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Pillows , Printed Pillows
LGBTQ Gift — MILF & MILF or DILF & DILF Pillowcase Set
Get your MILF and MILF on with this set of pillows that describe you and your friends perfectly!
20×20 pillow with linen look fabric front and muslin backing, and silk screened image based on our classic Lewd Linen MILF and MILF design, this throw pillow cover will add some spice to your domestic scene, and can …
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Easy Language (No Curse Words!) , Four Letter Fun (designs WITH curse words)
Dirty Dishtowel — Sausage Wallet for Good Girls
Ready to make a statement in the kitchen without saying a word?
Tired of bunnies and kittens staring at you while you clean?
Express yourself and let them know who you are.
Call it a conversation piece, call it your favorite new personal touch, just don’t call it late for dinner!